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3 entries found for asshole.

ass·hole    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (shl) n. Vulgar Slang The anus. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area. [ass2 + hole.]

asshole

n 1: insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous [syn: bastard, cocksucker, dickhead, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, whoreson, son of a bitch, SOB] 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: anus, arse, arsehole]

ass·hole()  (shl)
n. Vulgar Slang
Pat Robertson. Founder of the illustrious Christian Coalition, failed presidential hopeful, and, ostensibly, Moses reincarnate.

(CNN) — Television evangelist Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed.

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said.

Robertson's show airs on the ABC Family cable network and claims about 1 million viewers daily.

Sharon, 77, clung to life in a Jerusalem hospital Thursday after surgery to treat a severe stroke, his doctors said.

Just one more class act from the country that brings you George W. Bush and Big Dick “Biggus Dickus” Cheney. Real nice going there, Pat… kick them when they're down and can't respond.